veggies 'n choysauce

meme-spot:

Mario

trungles:

upgraders:

a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration 

I have never reblogged something so fast before in my life.

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

thecakebar:

Grilled Pound Cake Smores Sandwiches 

theworldjustgotlighter:

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. This one deserves more.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO the elephants T.T

itsalwayssunnyinasgard:

I doodled a thing. [x]

i’m finding this funnier than i probably should…

uhhhthena:

ppeebee:

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

i’d have 6 free donuts.

I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.

(Source: oschulte)

losexcentricos:

Booty booty booty booty rocking every pear 

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

(Source: circumcisions)

raepurpletape:

corgi + duck

stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.

Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

thecakebar:

Revamped S’mores - Tutorials

These are not the typical s’mores recipes! These are s’mores with a twist!  I hope you enjoy the unique ingredient combinations. This list will definitely help revamp this favorite camping treat!

1. Lemon Meringue Smores (pictured)
2. Triple Chocolate Smores (pictured): Chocolate Marshmallows & Chocolate Graham Crackers and semi-sweet or bittersweet chocolate 
3. Banana Strawberry Smores (pictured)

Here are some combinations you can add:

• lemon curd, homemade or store bought {Lemon Meringue Pie} (pictured)
• strawberries and cream cheese
• fresh apple slices and cinnamon
• Nutella and dulce de leche
• Ghirardelli caramel or raspberry filled chocolate squares
• peanut butter or almond butter
• chopped candy bars – especially Snickers or whole Reese’s
• triple berry – fresh blueberries, raspberries and blackberries plus white chocolate
• brown sugar roasted sweet potatoes slices
• brownie pieces
• cheesecake pieces
• raspberry jam or raspberry curd and dark chocolate
• sea salt on the original
• Oreo tar (that’s what I call the stuff inside Oreo Truffles)
• strawberries, bananas, chocolate, caramel sauce, pecans/almonds {Ice Cream Sundae} (pictured)
• toasted coconut with homemade coconut marshmallows and macadamia nuts or pineapple
• fresh strawberries, lemon curd and strawberry marhsmallows {Strawberry Lemonade}
• Andes Mints with chocolate graham crackers
• chocolate orange pieces (these), a pinch of orange zest and chocolate grahams
• sandwich roasted vanilla marshmallows between two peanut butter, chocolate chip cookies or chocolate cookies

***Visit the link for more details/full details

GIMME THE GIMME GIMME

jennilee:

雨にけむる里山の春 yukio.s